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Happy Friday! I HAVE FIC RECCS.

They're all Avengers this week. Sorry, it's what I'm readin'.

Make It A Triple, by 51stCenturyFox -- FOXY WROTE ME BIRTHDAY FIC. And it has drunksex (okay, tipsysex) and a threesome. It's like a big text file of JOY. Tony/Steve/Pepper, "Dirty R" :D

Cafecito, by Lindmere -- Bruce is hesitant, Natasha is patient. I love the slow burn and the fact that Natasha has no qualms about going after what she wants. Bruce/Natasha, Explicit.

Many Names In History, None Of Them Are Ours by Aubkae -- This has been a WIP for a while and just wrapped up. It's a lovely long fic about Tony and Steve and PTSD, and coming together, and coming out. Tony/Steve, Explicit.

Cart, Then Horse by Jenna_Thorn -- Steve decides to be practical about getting some sex ed, and goes to Clint and eventually Natasha for help. Some of the sex is a little kinkier than what I'm usually into (and, apparently, Steve as well) but the dialogue is fantastic and the story is sweet. Steve/Clint primarily, but with other variations on Steve/Clint/Natasha, Explicit.

Five Times Duct Tape Saved Steve Rogers’ Life And One Time It Was Just Embarrassing by Copperbadge -- Okay, this one's mine, but too short to actually archive. Basically I made a post about how Tony once had to duct tape Steve's shield together, and was prompted to write about five times duct tape ended up saving Cap's life. Steve/Tony (Steve/Tony/Pepper, really, in my head), PG.

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Mandr: Hey Sam, what's next on Sam Explains?

Sam: I haven't decided -- it's either Sam Explains Sex or Sam Explains Batman And Superman.

Claire: Sam explained Sex! I don't remember that explanation my good sir.

Anya: I would dearly love to see Sam Explain Jean Grey someday, because I am still as confused as fuck about why she's the recurring decimal of the X-verse.

Sam: There is no explaining Jean Grey. She simply is. Until she explodes.

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When two superheroes love each other very much...Sam Explains Comics And Sex.

Starring Claire, amand_r, neifile7, 51stcenturyfox, bluejeans07, and gypsylady.

Claire: according to Tumblr there are only two types of magazine photoshoots for Fassbender: Scary Sexual (Scarexual?) or Artistically Creepy (CreepArt?) and some mix the two together. Contrast with Channing Tatum...Channing Tatum has two types of photoshoots: Shirtless or All-the-other-irrelevant-types.

Just for safety's sake, I'm going to warn on this one for brief discussions of domestic violence and failed safeword-usage.

( Are you ready for Captain Britain's nude pantsitard? )

And that's an explanation of Sex in Comics, though totally not, because gossip blogs are much funnier.