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Yesterday we had the company holiday party, a lovely lunch-and-open-bar affair which concludes with a raffle. One of our new staffers is a former museum employee, so she and I got to talking about art.

Me: *blah blah blah Gardner Museum blah blah blah famous theft*
Coworker #1: I know! *blah blah blah art crime*
Me: I KNOW *blah blah blah art crime some more*
Coworker #2: Sam.
Me: Yes?
Coworker #2: How do you know so much about crime?
Me: *pause* What?
Coworker #2: Like, you knew what would happen when my credit card got stolen, you knew they'd buy Visa preloaded cards with it.
Coworker #3: And you know what organized crime bosses do with paintings, and about all these famous historic crimes.
Coworker #1: It is kind of suspicious.
Me: Sorry guys, it's time I came clean. I am the Godfather.
Coworker #2: I KNEW IT. I KNEW IT. Can you have people whacked? I have a list.
Me: And I'm the suspicious character here?

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Fic reccs yaaaay!

A diversity of recommendations this week, though actually what that means is that you get one small fandom and two miniscule ones.

Harvey Specter Doesn't Do Gay Panic by thatotherperv: I tend to adore thatotherperv's work and this is a good example of its general ingenuity. Harvey has a minor crisis when Donna points out to him that for all intents and purposes he's been sexually harassing Mike for months. Mike responds to Harvey's harassment-cessation plan by coming on to him. Explicit, Harvey/Mike.

I'll Be There For You by Tora: HAWKEYE COMIC FANFIC. Hawkeye in the comics is living in a very different setup from MCU Hawkeye, including having a sidekick ALSO named Hawkeye (aka Kate). So when I saw this was Clint and Kate having a moment I was all YES PLEASE THANK YOU. And it's delightful. General audiences, no ship.

Like Silent Ghosts In Misty Shrouds by primreceded: OH MY GOD YOU GUYS THERE IS GHOST ADVENTURES PORN. Ghost Adventures is the true story of three utter dudebros who run around the world freaking out about haunted houses, and this is a good example of what Ghost Adventures fanfic could be like if more than a dozen of them existed. It's possibly more grown-up about things than the actual show. Mature, Nick/Zak.