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Feb. 20th, 2013 08:09 amCoworker: I think I have raccoons in my attic.
Sam: I really hope that's not a metaphor.
Coworker: No, actual raccoons. It's really noisy up in there. I can't figure out why they'd go in the attic though, there's no food.
Sam: Well, it's warmer than the outside, I guess.
Coworker: Yeah, but why now?
Sam: Sudden cold snap? New hole in the roof?
Coworker: But there's nothing there!
Sometimes people are determined to be confused even when little to no confusion is warranted. :D
Sam: I really hope that's not a metaphor.
Coworker: No, actual raccoons. It's really noisy up in there. I can't figure out why they'd go in the attic though, there's no food.
Sam: Well, it's warmer than the outside, I guess.
Coworker: Yeah, but why now?
Sam: Sudden cold snap? New hole in the roof?
Coworker: But there's nothing there!
Sometimes people are determined to be confused even when little to no confusion is warranted. :D