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HAHAHAHAHA COMIC SANS UNIVERSITY CALLED ME BACK

THEY WANT TO DO A PHONE INTERVIEW

My god, how desperate are they? I was...less than completely civil to their staffer on the phone for calling my boss, forbade them to check my references, and I still got a phone interview.

I said no. On the one hand, people have pointed out that it would be AMAZING memoir fodder. On the other hand, I just can't. I CAN'T. I cannot with this place.

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Mum got into town around 1pm this afternoon, in the middle of a fortunate sun-break, because since about half an hour after she arrived it's been storming. Apparently it's a giant and semi-unexpected weather blitz.

This afternoon, while we were chilling out after lunch, I noticed I had a missed-call-voicemail from an unknown number on my phone.

"Who do you think it is?" Mum asked.

"The way my luck's going, probably Comic Sans University calling."

"Might be another interview offer."

"Hahaha," I said, and then the voicemail kicked in. Hello Sam, I'm calling from Semi-Prestigious Midwestern NFP about a job application you submitted...

I can't figure out whether prospect researchers are just really thin on the ground, or whether I'm overselling myself.

Or maybe I'm magic. It seems kind of plausible right now.