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My next-door neighbors, who just recently moved in, have a cat. We have windows that sort of face each other across the fire escape, and the cat likes to sit in the window and stare at me. Very regal, very dignified, just stares and stares. And I'm cool, cat, whatever. I've gotten used to looking up and seeing him staring, like he's trying to intimidate someone twenty times his size.

Today I think, I wonder what the stare-cat is up to. So I look up and out the window, and there is the cat, crouched in his window, staring at me.

DRESSED LIKE A STEGOSAURUS.

He has a little hood and everything.

I may have injured something laughing. YOU LOSE, CAT.