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So, I once had a weird rash I named Damien who turned out to be either Follcular Mycosis Fungoides (not a fungus, I know, it just looks like one, hence the name, it's actually a benign lymphoma) or possibly pseudo-follicular mycosis fungoides, like my body just one day decided to yell PSYCH at me to the tune of $300 in biopsy fees. It would have been significantly less but they had to call in an expert from elsewhere in the country to identify it and apparently they don't have good long distance or something.

Anyway, Damien must have heard that I have a whole new $900 on my flex spending account, because he appears to have shifted position slightly and moved in again. This time I've caught him before he looks like a spider nested in my chest, so I've drawn a slightly cartoonish pen outline around him in the hopes of documenting his movements.

Guess I'm calling my dermatologist on Monday. He's nice, at least. He thinks my biopsy slide was super fun and interesting!