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Dec. 10th, 2015 06:51 pmFor Christmas this year, my parents wanted to buy me a slow-cooker, because mine is dreadful and also terrifyingly cheap. So we went shopping around for some slow-cookers on Black Friday, which was fascinating, and we found a slow-cooker. But not just a slow-cooker.
A seven in one slow cooker.
It has specific buttons for rice and porridge and yogurt. It can sautee! It possibly provides a gateway to a dimension of enlightenment. I don't even know what all it does. Why does it have a meat button AND a poultry button?
But the most interesting thing is that it is a pressure cooker, and it uses the pressure cooker to cook many other things. Like rice.
I am pressure-cooking rice.
This will definitely go well.
A seven in one slow cooker.
It has specific buttons for rice and porridge and yogurt. It can sautee! It possibly provides a gateway to a dimension of enlightenment. I don't even know what all it does. Why does it have a meat button AND a poultry button?
But the most interesting thing is that it is a pressure cooker, and it uses the pressure cooker to cook many other things. Like rice.
I am pressure-cooking rice.
This will definitely go well.
