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On the seventh day of Ficmas, @onemuseleft inspired meeeeee / to write Cap and an uncooked turkeyyyyyy....

Title: Hotline
Rating: PG
Summary: Steve knows a lot about cooking and he loves to help people. The job was a natural fit.
Notes: Based in the foodieverse, where everyone is a chef. Inspired by a tumblr post about Butterball's helpline, which you can read here.

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So when I go home to Austin for New Year’s, apparently I have a job interview lined up.

That was...unexpected.

Apparently putting “Glad to know y’all are still Keeping It Weird” in the cover letter did not in fact negatively impact my chances of getting an interview. That was a calculated risk.

What the fuck even, my life.