The Justice League Of Cardiff Is A Stupid Name

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Comments

[beachlass.livejournal.com]

Have I mentioned recently how much I adore you from afar?

[rhianona]

This is quite amusing. I almost feel bad for Batman. Just thinking about what his life would be like if he had both Alfred and Ianto to manage his life... priceless.

[pocketmouse]

Oh dear god.

[requiem2adream.livejournal.com]

...

I have no words. All the words are GONE.

♥

[taffimai.livejournal.com]

This is made of awesome, from Ianto's ability to handle caped crusaders to Batman's non-questions to Jack carefully keeping his pants on.

And the write-ups have me wondering if Captain Torchwood does Blue Steel very often in his day job.

[perrie.livejournal.com]

Captain Torchwood does Blue Steel, or Captain Torchwood does Blue Steel? You never know with that man...

[sadera992.livejournal.com]

this is brilliant! quite possibly the best crossover idea ever. Superman/Batman is a bit ingenious :P as are the factfiles of the team! love the "to have sex with your family" bwhaha!

[zanetun.livejournal.com]

I LOL`d so hard at this, Sam. :D Genius, cracky, and charmingly Torchwood all at once!

[madripoor-rose.livejournal.com]

Awesome.

[sqyd.livejournal.com]

So Batman is Superman's Ianto? I love it!

[maeritrae.livejournal.com]

You are genius and we love you. ♥

[ignescent.livejournal.com]

I love you. No, really. Completely, utterly adore you. If you ever want anything, just ask. XD (note: I have no firstborn, but I ship coffee to people whom I like, which I think most would appreciate more than children, anyway)

[marynyu.livejournal.com]

AWESOME!!

Oh this was perfect. You should lose bets more often ^^

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

She patrols the streets, in costume or out of it.

Gwen's other weapon is her boots! Which stop the wicked/aliens in their tracks to ask, "WOW. Where did you get those amazing boots?" :D

[siliconshaman.livejournal.com]

Unless they're males...in which case they just stop in their tracks and drool..

[fleur-de-liz.livejournal.com]

I...I would so pay $2.99 a month for this as an ongoing series, with the occasional holographic foil variant cover and tie-ins to both Justice League Cardiff and the big summer event: Crisis on Infinite Teaboys.

You win forever, Sam.

[rednwhiterose.livejournal.com]

Seconded!!!!

[redpearl-cao.livejournal.com]

Oh, I dont think Justice League Of Cardiff is a stupid name, not hwen they fit so well. This is such a fun crack, thans for sharing it!
Now I want to read The Adventures of Captain Torchwood, and his trusty sidekicks The Pinstripe and Constable Cymru! *g*

[elisi]

"Torchwood," Batman said, because Batman didn't really ask questions. He just repeated the bits of sentences that didn't make sense.
It was at this point that I started giggling helplessly. I never stopped!

[unsentimentalf]

That's the line that got me too...

Great stuff.

[cupidsbow.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha. Perfect.

[midori-marmotte.livejournal.com]

My husband wanted to know why I was laughing like a goon at my computer... I love this story! But I bet Jack would want to compare caves / butlers / ... with Batman if he had any choice in the matter...

[kahva.livejournal.com]

This requires iconage!! :) Lovely crack to start my day, thank you! :) :) :)

[julitina.livejournal.com]

"He's good on roofs,"
Okay. I cracked up at that. And the idea of Ianto and Batman is so wrong, but mostly hot. :D

[twirlynoodle.livejournal.com]

I am not even a fan of Justice League and I have to say:

THIS is MADE of AWESOME.

AWESOME.

[sam-storyteller.livejournal.com]

*grins and bows*

[not-hathor.livejournal.com]

*Applauds madly*

I would SO buy JLC!!!!

[hjpatience.livejournal.com]

I feel a strong need to have Truth! Justice! The Welsh way! on an icon...

[sidial.livejournal.com]

Constable Cymru obviously has her priorities straight ...

Hilarious.

[celtprincess13.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, this is a HOOT!

As always, I love that Ianto is very dry and accepting of the whole situation.