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Today I am the most misunderstood person on the internet. Not in any kind of sad, emo way, it hasn't been a bad day exactly. It's just that I am literally not making myself understood. I am cross-communicating with a vengeance. ENGLISH, WHY HAVE YOU ABANDONED ME.

We got three calls today from people wanting to talk to "the person in charge of fundraising". We are a business in charge of fundraising, but it's very difficult to make people understand this. We don't need to sell chocolates, sir or madam, we're a little beyond that now. No, there's nobody in charge of fundraising, or rather in a limited way everyone here is.

I had to explain our new security system to someone, again, but after 300 repetitions of this explanation, TODAY I effed it up.

I have three different web browsers, but only one of them currently functions well enough for me to order dinner. And it's Internet Explorer.

And then there was this thing with a man looking for a dentist, except I don't speak Arabic so it took us a while to establish that he was not in the dentist's office. (We did establish that he was from Egypt before we established that he was in search of a dentist. I googled one for him.)

I wrote the above while recovering from dinner, and then I looked down at my foot, which was tingling, and discovered that at some point during the meal I had ripped a three-inch gash in the side of my left foot. So now I'm not even communicating with my own nerve endings.

I don't have band-aids long enough for this, but I do have superglue!

Guys, don't let me glue my foot into a sock. That would just be embarrassing.

Date: 2010-12-03 01:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vivichick.livejournal.com
Are we sure it IS an accidental cut and not a calculated counterstrike from your resident mouse population?

Date: 2010-12-03 01:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hermione-like.livejournal.com
lol I am now imagining a little Reepicheep on the rampage.
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Date: 2010-12-03 05:41 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] euruaina.livejournal.com
Hahaha! I love the Cafe so much sometimes. ^___^

Date: 2010-12-03 08:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elainasaunt.livejournal.com
The wasps are from Girl Genius. It's a three-way crossover.

Date: 2010-12-03 02:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] copperbadge.livejournal.com
If those goddamn mice could talk intelligently I wouldn't have to kill them! We could work out an arrangement whereby they don't poop in my kitchen and I leave out buttered toast for them every night.

[geek]

Date: 2010-12-03 07:26 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] supermouse.livejournal.com
Reepicheep uses a rapier, so he would give a stabbing, not a slashing wound. [/geek]

Date: 2010-12-03 01:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fullofowls.livejournal.com
Oh dear. I hope Sam hasn't left any Brian Jacques books lying around...

Date: 2010-12-03 02:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] copperbadge.livejournal.com
LORENZO! *fistshake*

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