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Today has been somewhat difficult, and I have spent much of it frustrated...

BUT

I made Jeff Eastin LOL today with a stupid joke about pot.

So, not a total loss.

(Tim DeKay tweeted a photo and declared a caption contest -- you can see my caption on page two, under Ouija_Sam. The lulz itself is a longer and more complicated story, but that's the nugget of it.)

Comments

[jonaht.livejournal.com]

Did you bring it up because today is National Pot Smokers Day?

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

That may have inspired it, yes :D

[jonaht.livejournal.com]

rofl. I figured as much. Stay safe as you partake of the festivities.

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

LOL! I didn't actually partake this year. For one thing, in Chicago it's too damn expensive.

[aidenfire]

hur hur hur...nugget of it...hur hur

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

:D :D

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

In my head canon today, El got baked for 4:20 with Mozzie.

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

Poor Peter. He comes home, his wife has the giggles and they've eaten ALL THE POTATO CHIPS.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Save a man a chip!!!

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

It's okay, Mozzie made brownies!

[penwiper26.livejournal.com]

We won't tell Peter they're gluten-free.

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

Gluten-free and vegan!

After the first one, he won't care.

[ysabet.livejournal.com]

...AND NOW I WANT STONER!MOZZIE FIC. I know it has to be out there somewhere. Can't you just see Neal's face as he comes in to find them all going over Mozzie's government conspiracy theories while buzzed?

Peter: "Kennedy and Elvis, they had the same hold-music on their phones when they died. I swear, you look it up. Pass me another brownie."
Mozzie: "This... means something. Holy shit. It's all so CLEAR."
El: "You two are SO missing the point. It wasn't the hold-music, it was their drinking water! If they'd been drinking bottled water, none of that would've happened--"
Neal: "........" **makes so many puzzled faces that he pulls a muscle**

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

I think Neal would probably figure it out pretty quickly. And then spend the rest of the night just messing with them without mercy. :D

(I've only ever seen one story with Mozzie getting high, but I didn't enjoy it -- the story made him seem sort of seedy and sad.)

[ysabet.livejournal.com]

Have to agree with you; he'd put a fake barcode tattoo on the back of Mozzie's neck just for starters. And take video of them all playing Air Guitar.

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

He's never had such a fascinated audience, either.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

"You know when fluoridation first began? Nineteen-hundred and forty-six. 1946, Mandrake!"

El is a Dr Strangelove-style conspiracy theorist!