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[cblj_backup]

Is this dude driving me home seriously trying to teach me how to navigate my own damn city at half eleven at night? I know how to get home! I just want you to drive me there! Stop talking to me!

This might require another song.

ETA: And I'm home safe despite the cabdriver stalking me up the block and then yelling at me that I gave him the wrong building number. Yeah, asshole, I know. I did it because you're creepy.

Oh god it is time for all the sleeping.

Comments

[twirlynoodle.livejournal.com]

Sing it, brother! It could be the Song Cycle of the Bedevilled Traveller.

[themegaloo.livejournal.com]

Sam, have you spent more time traveling than actually camping?!

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

It's 100% possible. On the other hand I love the act of traveling, most of the time, so I'm ok with that :D

[petranef.livejournal.com]

Hope you get home safe; I've read all the wrong kind of books. :(

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

Wait, okay, I'm missing something, how are those two thoughts joined?

[petranef.livejournal.com]

Well, in my head, "creepy cab driver" = serial killer. Because those are the kinds of books I read. ;) John Douglas makes me never want to leave my house, and have it heavily fortified as well.

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

Ohhhhh right. That makes sense!

[mad-martha.livejournal.com]

John Douglas makes me never want to leave my house
Also to beware of middle-aged men with cameras hanging aroung their necks.

[petranef.livejournal.com]

LOL! And everyone on the Internet. ;)

[dreamwaffles.livejournal.com]

...yeesh. Creepy cab driver is creepy! Glad you got home okay. Sleep well!

(and I thought it was mostly us women who had to deal with this shit...I don't know how I feel about equal-opportunity creepers.)

[darthhellokitty.livejournal.com]

As long as he didn't offer you a choice of two identical pills...

[thkya.livejournal.com]

Sherlock never watched Princess Bride :D

[wellowned.livejournal.com]

it must still be early for me. i just clicked the "thread" link because i wanted to "like" your comment. i have clearly confused my internets.

[(Anonymous)]

He's probably equal parts pissed off that he can't stalk you and murder you in your sleep and that he couldn't clock whatever extra few yards you still had to walk.

[annemjw.livejournal.com]

Sam, Sam, they tell each other everything (http://smallscreenscoop.com/matt-bomer-tim-dekay-interview-2/315522/)! Oh White Collar boys.

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

I saw! I was vastly amused.

[ysabet.livejournal.com]

Times like this, it's useful to have a set of earbuds handy; you can put 'em on and not even attach them to an mp3 player or anything, just have the end going into a pocket. I've done it to avoid being a captive audience on airline flights; works like a charm.