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I don't know if I have anything especially interesting to say about today's origami. It's a perfectly serviceable pair of sunglasses folded from a $20 bill.

The fact that I find a pair of sunglasses folded from a $20 bill mundane says something about my life, but I'm not sure I want to examine too closely what that is.

In other news, the first four posts on my Friendslist this evening are about allergy medication. Apparently trees and flowers everywhere are vigorously fucking.

Comments

[emyrldlady.livejournal.com]

You say sunglasses, I see nipples. What does that say about me?

[iamjw.livejournal.com]

Yeah, see, I looked at the picture first and thought pasties. Origami pasties. Which would not be even a little bit mundane.

And yes, yes the trees and flowers are having one very happy Spring. Now if they'd just stop having it in my nose all would be well.

[calliope-jones.livejournal.com]

My darling Jack calls licorice 'pasties' for some reason known only to himself. Just had to share that after seeing the word 'pasties' and LOL'ing.

[deepfishy.livejournal.com]

Maybe he saw liquorice pastilles one day?

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

Sam, you can't see through those sunglasses; they are not serviceable. *mock reproving look*

[aunty_marion]

Um, I don't see why not. They serve the purpose of keeping the sun out of one's eyes most efficiently...

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

That's ok, I've never had much use for sunglasses anyway. I do have lots of use for a $20 bill, though...

[aunty_marion]

Don't we all? (though in my case, substitute 'a £20 note', of course!)

[cymbal-monkey.livejournal.com]

My allergies have made me feel exceptionally wonky as of late.

I just bought some solution packet refills for my NeilMed Sinus Rinse bottle (that I got for free!), however, so I'm doing okay.

I also got a free neti pot from NeilMed. I'm considering worshipping at their church.

(I find it weird that the guy who owns NeilMed isn't named Neil though...)

[elf-amazon.livejournal.com]

Oh good, I'm not alone. Though I assumed that it was a strapless bra turned upside down.

[cymbal-monkey.livejournal.com]

Also (not to spam your comments, Sam) but for the allergy sufferers who are wary/curious about those neti pot thingers, you can get a free one from NeilMed here:

http://www.neilmed.com/usa/facebook_freenetipot_18062011.php (http://www.neilmed.com/usa/facebook_freenetipot_18062011.php)

I know I sound like a NeilMed commercial but they shipped so quickly--especially for something that's free--and it really, really helps. I never heard of neti pots until you posted about the mysterious penis pot you found way back when, but they help with allergies and sinuses like crazy.

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

*sneakily signs up*

I know I have a neti pot already, but I got it second hand and don't trust it. And I get sinus headaches!

[lefaym.livejournal.com]

are vigorously fucking vigorously

This broadcast comes to you from thesis editing land, where one must be careful about things like split infinitives, just in case one's thesis is examined by a stodgy old academic who still cares about such things.

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

But I love to fucking split infinitives!

[lots42.livejournal.com]

Card I saw.

"Where is your birthday party at?"

"Don't end a sentence with a preposition."

"Fine. Where is your birthday party at, bitch?"

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

I SAW THAT YESTERDAY WHEN I WAS CARD SHOPPING FOR R. AHAHAHAHA.

[ceilidh515.livejournal.com]

Indeed there is much plant sex to be had this week.

http://skepchick.org/2011/06/its-national-pollinator-week/

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

That is the best science-nerd article I've read in years. :D

[lots42.livejournal.com]

Some days all the cars out in the parking lot are yellow.

This is not a glitch in the Matrix, it is tree sperm.