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Mar. 24th, 2012 03:15 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
cblj_backupSomehow this morning the plan was to watch movies and eat terrible food, and then I ended up fixing my insurance issue that's been on me for a month, trying on new clothes (all my summer clothes are falling apart) and cleaning out my hard drive. Okay then!
I'm trying to read The Flash, but Jesus, this comic book series has a more complicated line of succession than the Roman Empire. It goes Jay, Barry who has no relation to Jay, Wally who was what, hanging out with Barry and caught it from him? Then Bart, who is Barry's (possibly Wally's?) grandson from the 30th century, and somehow some woman named Iris fits in there, but then Wally again, and now Wally (possibly Barry's?) kids, who I could not be less interested in if I tried.
AT LEAST THE ROMANS ADOPTED THEIR HEIRS. So if nothing else you could just say "adopted son" and that was that.
On the other hand they couldn't move super-fast and vibrate through walls (that we know of).
PS Jean explained to me the cape thing, now could someone please explain to me the fetish that comic book superhero designers have for putting wings on peoples' heads. There is nothing more ridiculous than a giant man saving the world with a tiny pair of wings on his head. All I can think about is Cap and Flash comparing wing size and Thor being like
EFF YOU ALL, GOTS SOME GIANT WINGS.
I'm trying to read The Flash, but Jesus, this comic book series has a more complicated line of succession than the Roman Empire. It goes Jay, Barry who has no relation to Jay, Wally who was what, hanging out with Barry and caught it from him? Then Bart, who is Barry's (possibly Wally's?) grandson from the 30th century, and somehow some woman named Iris fits in there, but then Wally again, and now Wally (possibly Barry's?) kids, who I could not be less interested in if I tried.
AT LEAST THE ROMANS ADOPTED THEIR HEIRS. So if nothing else you could just say "adopted son" and that was that.
On the other hand they couldn't move super-fast and vibrate through walls (that we know of).
PS Jean explained to me the cape thing, now could someone please explain to me the fetish that comic book superhero designers have for putting wings on peoples' heads. There is nothing more ridiculous than a giant man saving the world with a tiny pair of wings on his head. All I can think about is Cap and Flash comparing wing size and Thor being like
EFF YOU ALL, GOTS SOME GIANT WINGS.
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Date: 2012-03-25 01:28 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-03-25 01:59 am (UTC)But as The Incredibles taught us, capes are bad (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNUbPRj9TGMcapes).
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Date: 2012-03-25 01:15 pm (UTC)...I think he probably got it caught on something and couldn't live with the embarrassment, honestly.
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Date: 2012-03-26 05:58 pm (UTC)