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[cblj_backup]

So, there was this package...

Me: Awkward, I saw this in your mailbox, thought I'd bring it to you.
Awkward Coworker: What is it?
Me: I don't know. Open it, I want to see!
Awkward Coworker: Oh wow, it's uh. Brackets?
Me: Did you order those?
Awkward Coworker: No...brackets and a bracket catalogue! Score!
Me: Your last name is [Jones], right?
Awkward Coworker: No...it's [Smith]. Oh, this package is for...someone else...
Me: ...oh my god. I knew that. I know your last name. What the hell is wrong with me?
Awkward Coworker: *endless loling*

Comments

[twirlynoodle.livejournal.com]

See, this is why one should be allowed to stay home sick. If the virus doesn't get your brain, the decongestants will.

('s very funny, though)

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

I have a feeling I amused a lot of people this week...

[shadowturquoise.livejournal.com]

I'm sure it made Awkward Coworker feel very good to have it reenforced that he isn't the only awkward one there.

[evilstorm.livejournal.com]

This! My reaction was totally "oh lol role swap!"

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

Oh, he knows. The entire basis of our friendship is that we can't interact like normal people. :D

[rednwhiterose.livejournal.com]

You know, that's kinda cute and sweet......in an awkward kinda way. :O)

[pocky_slash.livejournal.com]

I wish his actualfax name was Awkward Smith. That would be amazing.

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

I would nickname him "Ack"!

[rosathome.livejournal.com]

I love how excited he was about brackets!

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

Well, he was faking, mostly, but it was definitely funny :D

[dreamwaffles.livejournal.com]

a) brb, loling forever
b) I'm so glad you understand one another. XD
3) My sister and I both react a little...funny...to decongestants. We call it 'riding the Nyquil train'. Whether or not it is actually Nyquil. (and Sudafed, which is apparently supposed to be a stimulant, just knocks me out.)

[mamculuna.livejournal.com]

Since we're all attributing your mental state to decongestants (which I believe! They microwave my neocortex, I feel sure), let me mention that guaifenesin without decongestants often clears up my sinuses without giving me fuzzy brain. It's marketed as Mucofen.

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately I need the super-strong stuff they keep behind the counter -- otherwise it's sinus headache time :(

[sunlitshadow.livejournal.com]

Oh, Sam. *hearts* The more you post about Awkward Coworker, the more tempted I am to jump the Sam/R ship.

[lhazzie.livejournal.com]

THIS!

[jo02]

You know it's bad when Awkward co-worker is lolling at you, right?