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I've seen Agents Of SHIELD! It's time for Sam's Three Things!
Spoilers for Episode 1.03, I Ship Fitz And His Popcorn
1. I don't care what anyone says I like Skye and I like watching her be a combination of total mess and complete awesome. And I still don't care for Ward, but come on, does anyone? I like FitzSimmons more than Skye, and I like Melinda more than anyone else but Coulson, but Skye and Ward are clearly going to get all the airtime so I might as well proclaim it. I like Skye.
2. I figured out what this show is missing, at least for me, and that is what the comics industry calls Kitchen Table. It's what made Buffy brilliant, that it was Domestic With Vampires, and it's what I felt was in large part missing from other Whedon shows. I want to see Coulson's apartment and Skye's weird friends (you know she has weird friends) and Melinda's cool hobbies and Fitz and Simmons taking evenings off to teach science to high schoolers and Ward playing Parcheesi. Because it's super-hard to be all badass and deadpan while playing Parcheesi, did you think I didn't have a reason? Anyway, I feel like it's all either fighting or fight training, and I think a lot of complaints about the lack of depth of character would go away if we had some kitchen table business to give us some depth of character.
3. OMG GRAVITON. Coulson made his VERY OWN SUPERVILLAIN. Aren't you adorable, Phil.
3a. And why wouldn't you run an op in a business suit? Anything else just wouldn't be a challenge.
Spoilers for Episode 1.03, I Ship Fitz And His Popcorn
1. I don't care what anyone says I like Skye and I like watching her be a combination of total mess and complete awesome. And I still don't care for Ward, but come on, does anyone? I like FitzSimmons more than Skye, and I like Melinda more than anyone else but Coulson, but Skye and Ward are clearly going to get all the airtime so I might as well proclaim it. I like Skye.
2. I figured out what this show is missing, at least for me, and that is what the comics industry calls Kitchen Table. It's what made Buffy brilliant, that it was Domestic With Vampires, and it's what I felt was in large part missing from other Whedon shows. I want to see Coulson's apartment and Skye's weird friends (you know she has weird friends) and Melinda's cool hobbies and Fitz and Simmons taking evenings off to teach science to high schoolers and Ward playing Parcheesi. Because it's super-hard to be all badass and deadpan while playing Parcheesi, did you think I didn't have a reason? Anyway, I feel like it's all either fighting or fight training, and I think a lot of complaints about the lack of depth of character would go away if we had some kitchen table business to give us some depth of character.
3. OMG GRAVITON. Coulson made his VERY OWN SUPERVILLAIN. Aren't you adorable, Phil.
3a. And why wouldn't you run an op in a business suit? Anything else just wouldn't be a challenge.
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Date: 2013-10-10 12:38 am (UTC)(You will note, I refrain here from any kitchen sink jokes. Though perhaps if Coulson had been allowed to keep the fish tank?)
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Date: 2013-10-10 01:04 am (UTC)I DEMAND MORE TRUCKER AGENT. THAT GUY WAS COOL.
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Date: 2013-10-10 01:44 am (UTC)Stasia
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Date: 2013-10-10 02:06 am (UTC)Did he have a name? I can't remember and I've deleted the episode from my tv.
Stasia
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Date: 2013-10-10 02:18 am (UTC)He seemed more real because he was acting more real and doing normal-people things. Singing along to the radio, checking in on his CB radio, laughing and joking with the agents in the SUVs. It's a departure in characterization from what we've seen of SHIELD agents so far. Coulson and May are brisk and all business, FitzSimmons are excitable scientists, and Ward is a disciplined blank slate. I think this goes back to Sam's point about the Kitchen Table. We're not getting any glimpses into the team when they're in off-mode. So far it's been all balls-to-the-wall action and no hint of down-time.
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Date: 2013-10-10 02:19 am (UTC)You're right, he seemed much more like a real person than anybody else. I get really tired of all the skinny pretty people - not that there's anything wrong with skinny pretty people, it's just that that's all there is.
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Date: 2013-10-10 02:48 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2013-10-10 11:29 am (UTC)The others will probably get more character development just by being in his presence. They can all have a singalong!
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Date: 2013-10-10 02:50 am (UTC)I think a "kitchen table" would be a very good idea. I don't know for sure, but I'm pretty sure that working for SHIELD has gotta be a lot like the military (again, not that I know from personal experience) in that there's a lot of "hurry up and wait" involved in the job. Like...
Everyone else sits around for hours (and hours) while Melinda flies them halfway around the world. (This would be the perfect time for some kitchen table banter/character development.)
Fitz/Simmons sit around for hours waiting for a lab project to finish "baking". (I don't care how much of a genius you are, some processes just take time.)
Ward is an on-site killing machine (so we're told). So he's got nothing to do most of the time while on the plane, right? Except train Skye, I guess, and he can't do that all the time.
Coulson...could spend most of his "kitchen table" time bantering with everyone while he...does paperwork. Don't tell me SHIELD doesn't have paperwork. It's a bureaucracy. All bureaucracies have paperwork. It's an iron law of nature.
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Date: 2013-10-10 12:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-10-10 01:38 pm (UTC)Don't side-eye me, you set this up. :-P
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Date: 2013-10-10 01:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-10-10 10:20 pm (UTC)"...what?"
"That's your rival's name? Corporal Poopyhead?"
"Put down my Game Boy, Ward. That's an order."
"Phil, you've gotta be..."
"That's. An. Order."
"Okay, boss."
*half an hour later*
Coulson mashed the B button as fast as his rusty thumbs would let him. One shake. Two shakes. *poof*
"Goddamnit!"
He'd been trying to catch Zapdos for twenty minutes. It'd cost him 14 Ultra Balls and 9 Great Balls so far. He was down to old-fashioned Pokeballs. And worse, Zapdos kept wearing away his Venusaur in between bouts of pissing him off by not staying in the damned ball.
"You know, that B button thing is a myth," Ward said, leaning on the office door. Coulson shot him an exasperated look. "Just sayin'," Ward added as he walked away.
Coulson threw another Pokeball at the Zapdos. One shake. *poof*
"Oh for the love of God..."
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Date: 2013-10-10 06:48 pm (UTC)(I think that's the correct name of it? The one the operative on the helicarrier was playing?)
;)
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Date: 2013-10-11 09:58 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-10-10 11:38 am (UTC)After all, she'd just be told by the baddie that they consider her lack of family a resume feature.
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Date: 2013-10-10 02:54 am (UTC)Eventually they wear him down. He sits on the game, and he absolutely CRUSHES them (as in, there are tears and hurt feelings). And he admits that he can't _not_ play that way. Playing To Win (tm), which is what makes him such a killer field agent (ha ha), isn't something he can turn on and off.
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Date: 2013-10-10 12:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-10-11 01:44 am (UTC)And speaking the kitchen table...I'd really like to see Skye sitting around reading some huge, incredibly dry tome that turns out to be the specs for some high tech network/software/system. Why? Because a) she finds it fascinating and b) that's a big part of how you become a world-class hacker.
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Date: 2013-10-17 11:50 pm (UTC)They get pretty ruthless in my family. Once Cousin E was old enough to not cry every time she got sent back to start, all bets were off.
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Date: 2013-10-10 03:22 am (UTC)ETA: You know they'll eventually do a bottle show on the plane...so maybe we can hope for some kitchen table in with whatever enemy in our midst plot that entails? Though agreed, would be better to see it throughout.
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Date: 2013-10-10 03:55 am (UTC)And the show Needs More Melinda May, so I am super glad Coulson pushed her buttons. She needs lines, she needs to be kicking ass. Stat.
GRAVITON. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Date: 2013-10-10 09:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-10-10 01:46 pm (UTC)Wacky popcorn bowls are great ... but how much better if Fitz in over in the corner skiencing the popcorn (gourmet bunsen burner or high tech app either) and trying to pay attention to the mission feed, but getting distracted and/or trying to see if others want the extra special science popcorn etc...
:)
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Date: 2013-10-10 03:54 pm (UTC)Maaaan kitchen table stuff is always my favorite part of anything (Buffy, Firefly, Avenger comics..) I kind of got that feeling when they were sitting around drinking - maybe when they were watching the slingshot in that last episode? I don't remember when exactly, but it was very brief. Needs moar Doing Normal Things.
It would be cool if they were still a non-cohesive team and Coulson has to implement Family Dinner Time so everyone learns to get along :)
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Date: 2013-10-10 04:33 pm (UTC)Speaking of random tangents, has Stan Lee cameo'd yet? I would've noticed, right?
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Date: 2013-10-10 06:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-10-10 08:49 pm (UTC)Plane scenes for SHIELD could work if they weren't mission/training related...we just haven't seen that yet. Round out the characters with friends, partners, hobbies--who they are when they aren't extra super special secret agents...
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Date: 2013-10-10 09:25 pm (UTC)I see what you mean, though; it's like NCIS:LA's Sam Hanna's wife suddenly showing up in an episode, when I never even knew he was married! (Although I guess that's due to a LACK of Kitchen Table, actually)
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Date: 2013-10-12 03:42 pm (UTC)I yelled at the screen over the scene where she got caught. You're at a party in a huge house and you find a young woman looking lost and frustrated in the hall. Unless you have the script to tell you otherwise your first thought isn't going to be that she's a spy. You're probably going to give her directions to the bathroom.
Then Skye who has handled everything fabulously well at that point just loses it and blows her cover? I suppose it could have been a cunning plan to get captured and taken somewhere with a computer but it looked more like the writers needed her to get captured to set up the next scene and tossed her the stupid ball.
Agent Mack was great! If they brought him on as May's transportation assistant that would be wonderful. He'd be like Tiny in Battle of the Planets the regular guy who doesn't look like a superhero who still gets to help save the world every second Tuesday and then goes for a burger and beer.
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Date: 2013-10-19 01:13 pm (UTC)YES HE DID. :D