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The nice thing about Sweet Home is that I can update it whenever I damn well please, because -- though it's in chapter format now -- I never committed to updating it in chapters.

(For the newbies, Sweet Home is my speculative account of what Remus Lupin did for the twelve years between the fall of Voldemort and the events of PoA. For a depressive, emotionally constipated Dark Creature with rage-control issues, he sure got laid a lot.)

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Commentary post-hack: I got a cyst on the inside of my eyelid. Yeah, that was fun. This could be considered...wait for it...TMEYE.

So the doctor called it a Cyst, but then she also called the last thing I got a Lesion, and it wasn't anything so dramatic. She says she can't see it either, but she can feel it, which means she probably can't lance it without cutting healthy flesh. So for now I'm on thrice-daily antibiotics, which should clear it up. The swelling is going down; all in all, things are going well.

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Papa Johns is doing this thing where you can get a DVD free when you buy a large pizza.

I buy enough pizza from Papa John's that I thought hey. Why not get a free DVD? Guessing in advance that the DVDs one was allowed to choose from probably were not, you know, the Latest Box Office Smashes or anything.

So I bebopped on over to Papa John's website to discover what, in fact, the DVDs were.

1. Trial and Error.

2. Weekend at Bernie's.

And...

3. Don Juan de Marco.

Somewhere in France, Johnny Depp is cringing.