(no subject)

Welcome to World Blog Haiku Day!

Please feel free to leave a haiku in the comments, or a link to haikus on your own page. I'm personally going to start out with a question that is gnawing at me.

***

Can someone who's seen
"From Hell" say what C.A.P.
means, condemning it?

They say it contains
"Kevorkian art". What can
They be on about?

C.A.P. for those
Who don't know is a "Christian
Analysis Group."

They review movies based
On how badly they defy
Obscure bible quotes.

From Hell scores nineteen.
Could be worse; Dogma scored six.
Blasphemy, I guess.

On the other hand,
Prisoner of Azkaban
Scored sixty-six.

I think they liked it.
They said they'd score higher, but
It offended God.

Still, they sounded like
They were trying very hard
To convince themselves.

(no subject)

Yes, I am still sick
(fever gone, it's moved into
My throat, yay hot tea.)

And since everything
is closed today anyway
I am staying home.

I'd write actual
Clever haikus, but never
had the knack of them.

If you give me a
Five syllable word I will
Haikuify it!

Also, in a few minutes
See [info]stealingharry where I
Post haiku spoilers.

Woe, my icon lacks
Proper haiku syllables.
Let me rephrase it:

Dear body, you are
an awful roommate and I
hate you. Love, the brain.