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I want to read a fanfic where Snape murders a student for being too stupid to live. And gets away with it after forcing Dumbledore to read the student's compositions. (Possibly supported by Lupin, who remembers the student as "that really annoying one who asked questions I'd already answered.")

"Professor, what's this unforgiveable called again?"
"Oh, you mean -- AVADA KEDAVRA!"

I've also been running a paper workshop since nine-thirty this morning. I believe I have shown admirable restraint thus far in not actually physically pooping on any of the papers.

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copperbadge: I hate metric. :P
blythely: METRIC HATES YOU BACK. *sniffs, neatly divided into a multiple of ten*
copperbadge: *sends Metric flowers and a card reading "will you be my sekrit!measurement of choice?"* It's like H/D, only I am not a wizard and Draco is not a logical base-ten system of measurement.
blythely: if draco were a system of measurement he'd be cubits and grains and carabs. if harry were a system of measurement he'd be LOADS OF MARKS ONNA STICK!!11!!