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Nov. 3rd, 2004 12:59 amNews Commentator: Well, it's a very dark atmosphere here at the Kerry campaign headquarters in Boston; I think the final touch was losing Ohio.
Peter Jennings: Um, aaah....you've put us in an awkward position there -- we haven't projected Ohio yet.
News Commentator: No, but everyone else has.
You have to laugh.
It's not quite true, of course, but nothing's going to be decided tonight one way or another anyway, it seems. Funny how the more technologically advanced we become, the longer it takes to tot up the votes. Maybe next time we ought to go back to coloured marbles and big terracotta vases.
Peter Jennings: Um, aaah....you've put us in an awkward position there -- we haven't projected Ohio yet.
News Commentator: No, but everyone else has.
You have to laugh.
It's not quite true, of course, but nothing's going to be decided tonight one way or another anyway, it seems. Funny how the more technologically advanced we become, the longer it takes to tot up the votes. Maybe next time we ought to go back to coloured marbles and big terracotta vases.