My mother wins for Most Surreal Ever.
Phone rings.
Sam: Hello?
Mum: Hi, Sam! Hold on a minute.
Sam: Okay...
Mum: Are you ready to speak?
Bernard: (in the background) Uhhh...yes.
Mum: I'll call you right back.
Dial tone.
.....BZUH?
This conversation took place a full fifteen minutes ago. No, I have no clue what it all means. Possibly they were at a drive-through of some kind?
ETA: She was calling from a restaurant and the waiter showed up just as she phoned. Apparently she forgot she had called me in the excitement of ordering her meal...*laughs*