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Mum took us to the mall.

Seriously, this is an actual conversation I had with a JC Penny store clerk:

Clerk: Can I help you?
Sam: Yes, I was wondering if you sell gloves? I can't seem to find any.
Clerk: *after a moment's rumination* Oh yeah! Right over here!
[Clerk leads me to a wall of cellular telephone accessories]
Sam: Um, I don't see the gloves?
Clerk: Oh here. I hear this one is good. *holding up a fabric cellular telephone case*
Sam: *stares for a while*

I can't make this shit up, you guys. Eventually we established that no store in Texas carries gloves for one's hands, because, TEXAS.

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Milo and Otis is the best childrens' movie ever.

Milo: Are you another cat?
Otis: No. I'm a dog.
Milo: But deep down, right, we're all cats, aren't we?
Otis: No. No, deep down...I'm a dog.

Gonna take a walk outsiiiiide today, gonna see what we can fiiiiiind today....