So, I said I was going to do some things today that I didn't do, but I'm pretty sure I will do tomorrow. Sorry about that, it's just, pieces of my mouth falling out, very depressing*. I now have anbesol and naproxen, though, and I've mastered the art of closing half my mouth while drinking anythiing not room-temperature with the other half, so that's all right. I foresee a lot of lukewarm pudding in my weekend.
* There's a whole Freudian thing with teeth representing immortality in dreams. Seriously, plays have been written about it. Fake teeth pieces notwithstanding, I feel that I am over-reacting to this but my body very rarely fails me in serious and painful ways, so it's caught me off-guard.
After I got back from the store with the drugs, I took a drink of water from my nalgene bottle in the fridge and immediately went from zero to enraged at the universe in about two point three seconds, as the cold water hit the nerve. I've been having muscle aches for a few days now, so I think tomorrow I'm going to pretend I have the flu and just not get out of bed for anything less than armageddon, or maybe pizza delivery.
I did get a nifty desk-organiser rack from The Brown Elephant, a local resale shop, and while I was there picked up a mug to keep my pens in and a Daruma for my windowsill. All for a buck eighty, the same price as the El fare downtown to go to Office Depot and look at the eight dollar organiser racks.
I have the clean-desk-fu.
Commentary post-hack: I ended up burning the Daruma. I should have known better than to buy one second-hand. He brought me a lot of ill luck, did that little doll.