Man, I am craving a milkshake and fried chicken and a biscuit.
I blame this on the fact that I was writing something and fell asleep before I could get up to get a meal, and dreamed about my family getting ready to take me out to get dinner, except we couldn't figure out what to do with the giant dog they'd just adopted. Finally I tied him up under a tree in the grass with some water, and was totally going to catch up to them and get dinner --
Footnote. I would never leave a dog tied up to a tree out of my eyeshot in real life, even if he was happy, because I would be afraid someone would steal him. Tying him up to the tree was my alternative to their idea of leaving him in the car in the sun. Which they would never do in real life. What the hell, /footnote.
-- when the mother of my best friend in junior high happened across me. She's a huge dog enthusiast (or was, she might be dead now, I'm not sure) and wanted to talk. And then once I got rid of her this ASPCA dude was like "Hey! You should adopt a dog for yourself!" which I totally want to do, I love dogs.
So I said okay, can I see what you have, and he gave me this elderly spaniel who I was perfectly happy to take except that he wanted me to fill out nine kinds of form comitting me finanicially, body, and soul to caring for this dog when really all I wanted was a doggy test drive. So finally I got away from him and, depressingly, the dog, and there was my family, comin' out the door of the restaurant, asking where I went and why they had to eat dinner without me.
But they promised to buy me a milkshake, and then I woke up. Where's my goddamn milkshake.
I'm always like this when I get up from naps, by the way. I just don't usually post until I've had a drink of water or ten minutes to pull myself together or something.
Commentary post-hack: GODDAMMIT now I want a milkshake and some fried chicken.