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Just when I was saying I had no stories about Coworker L....

Sam: So how was the punk-metal concert last night?
L: I didn't go.
Sam: I thought you looked more refreshed than you should.
L: My friend had a crisis of...faith...
Sam: About god?
L: About metal.
Sam: So what did you do instead?
L: We got drunk and watched Music & Lyrics.

Well, okay then.