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Now, honestly, a Dalek jack-o-lantern would be cool, but is that sufficient for the race that would rule the universe?

I think not.

Fortunately, there are toast pirates to fight the good fight! They will sail to the defence of humankind on their riding hoovers.

(They're small toast pirates.)

I told you the internet was a strange place.

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Last night I looked heavenward and asked please, for just one thing today to go my way.

Apparently the one thing I got was that I found the roach spray I'd lost a few months ago.

UPS finally brought the parcel I was waiting for, which was a shipment of packing boxes from ULine. Unfortunately, the order got garbled somewhere between my keyboard and the shipping department, so instead of 20 packing boxes I got 12 extra-long file boxes. I was tired enough of dicking around with UPS, so I told ULine to refund the difference in price and I'd use the file boxes. They're not all bad; they have handles. I'm going to need more boxes, but I'll pack till the ones I have are full. I've already filled six. The rest of the clothing can go in my suitcase, so it's mostly kitchen stuff for the other six.

I found the roach spray while cleaning out a box in the bedroom to use for packing any small, fragile stuff I have. I don't know how it got there. I'm going to tie a bow around it and leave it for the next tenant.

I am weary. Call me lazy if you want to, but I am so tired of having to struggle and fight and shout and push for every single thing. It's exhausting running twenty-four hours a day and still falling behind.

Argh.