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May. 6th, 2008 12:04 pmThe kiwi fruit is Chinese in origin and not native to Australia. Somehow I feel I have been lied to. Also it totally killed a great joke in Jack&Ellis, THANKS CHINA.
For all your wacky biodiversity, I can't find one fruit originating in Australia except for Quandong, and apparently that's the name of every fruit originating in Australia. Seriously, guys, blue quandong is ripe for only a few hours before becoming crumbly and tasteless, and your rodents have beaks and your birds have hair. What the hell is wrong with your continent?
Actually I have nothing but love. It's just, you know, what the hell, you have a rainforest, where is all your fruit?
For all your wacky biodiversity, I can't find one fruit originating in Australia except for Quandong, and apparently that's the name of every fruit originating in Australia. Seriously, guys, blue quandong is ripe for only a few hours before becoming crumbly and tasteless, and your rodents have beaks and your birds have hair. What the hell is wrong with your continent?
Actually I have nothing but love. It's just, you know, what the hell, you have a rainforest, where is all your fruit?