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I keep trying to whittle down my to-do list, and there just keeps being more to do! Where does it come from?

Technically, I know that each addition that goes on the list is smaller than the last thing I just took off the list. This led me to seriously consider the idea of keeping my to-do list with the font scaled in direct relation to the importance and difficulty of the task. This was when I realised there really is such a thing as being too organised, and I may have crossed the line from "worrying" to "neurotic"....

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I AM MELTING

MELLLLLLLLTING

Send ice. Wait, no, send winter. Or antarctica. Which one is the one with the penguins? Send that one. I have salmon in the freezer. If you send me penguin weather, I promise to look after them.

This might be the summer I snap and buy an A/C unit.

It's not allowed to be this hot after three winters of not goddamn ever getting snowed in.