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There are new photos of The Doctor, Iteration 11 up at ONTD and I am doing the dance of hiiiiideous trouuuuuusers, he's in hiiiiiiideous trouuuuuusers....

Actually the rest of the outfit's quite nice, as long as you look at it through the lense of Doctor Who Has Quirky Clothes and ignore how gigantic his feet look because of the trousers. That being said, I don't think we should take at face value the idea that this is going to be his fashion standard. It's a bit specific; it reads like he dressed up for a purpose, rather than wearing his everyday. A jumper and jacket or a suit and trainers might say certain things, but they don't usually say things as directly as those photos, and the Doctor dresses vague on purpose, for obvs. rsns.

Jesus will you listen to me. ask_aboutcoffee has taken over the part of my brain that deals with clothing and turned it from "it fits and it's on sale!" to "Am I an autumn? Can I get away with an orange tie?"

(Answer to both: No.)

THINK BEFORE YOU RP, KIDS, or this could happen to you.

(Ianto Jones says: "Oh, lowered necklines, eh? Fuck you, Dries van Noten.")

ETA: The TARDIS is looking a bit shinier than usual, isn't she? Paint's so fresh you can still see the wood grain. Set department, your cheap is showing.

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And then I ate the walnut, fig, gruyere, and egg salad, and it was good.

I'm dead of walnuts, but it was good.

Not that I'm experimenting with vegetarianism or anything, but there was a sale and I would also like to inform you all that tofutti vegan cream cheese is not, as the packaging claims, Better Than Cream Cheese. It might be As Good As Cream Cheese, but it does taste faintly of beans.

Today has been the day to ask Sam stupid questions, ranging from "Can I have one of these?" whilst pointing to a bowl of obviously-for-everyone chocolate on my desk (NO, THEY ARE VERBOTEN, ONLY FOR THOSE WHO PLEASE ME!) to "So if I want to send something overseas, is it just, like, the same?"

THE SAME AS WHAT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

Now if you'll excuse me I have to go home and eat some red meat.

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I was working up to this whole essay about how RTD clearly needs a hug and I don't like him enough to give him one, but I gave up on it as a bad go.

AND THEN JEAN BUSTED OUT A COMIC.

RTD Goes To Hollywood

Whatever your thoughts on him, this will make you LOL.

Not least because "When you're fabulous, people walk to you" killed me dead.

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So I broke out the Wii Fit tonight, because my physical therapist said it would help with my balance, and after blowing off PT on Thursday I thought I should be able to tell her I tried it at least once since Tuesday.

Needless to say, after I fell off it twice, my television declared me unbalanced.

OH YOU THINK? I'VE ONLY BEEN SWEARING AT AN INANIMATE OBJECT AND MY FLOOR FOR TWENTY MINUTES.

I don't know if it's teaching me anything about balance, since I'm an expert at figuring out how to work physical objects in ways they were never meant to be worked (you should see me play Legend of Zelda, I almost don't move) and I found that moving the balls of my feet slightly is more than adequate. Especially for the balance-board game, which I am ACES at.

The telly is, however, certainly teaching me how to fall.

I'm going to bed, to nurse my bruised elbows.

(I didn't actually injure myself aside from bruises, but Ways I Have Injured Myself seems the most accurate tag for this. Although Semagic HAS stored Ianto's "Ways I Could Die" tag, and I'm sorely tempted.)