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Aug. 13th, 2009 02:28 pmLook, dude, I don't care if you're from Florida. You being from Florida has no bearing on my continued inability to give you directions to a building I do not work in. Discovering that you are from Florida is not going to magically convince me to tell you something I do not know.
Stop calling me, or if you cannot stop, if you are compelled to call me by some uncontrollable inner demon, stop hanging up when I put you on hold while I try to find someone to help you. Something I am doing voluntarily, as I have no stake in whether your meeting with them goes well or not.
Since I don't work for them. Or indeed in the same building as them.
That being said, it did add variety to my morning, which otherwise consisted of doing the paperwork for the safety teams on each of our floors. As the Safety Captain, it is my job to wear a stupid orange hat during fire drills and take the blame for everything that goes wrong. And, of course, do the paperwork.
Appropriately, while I'm in Safety Captain mode, a Public Service Announcement:
johncwright writes science fiction and nonfiction metacommentary and apparently also has strong feelings about how homosexuals rape animals and corpses.
I'd stay away from commenting on that post, because assholes tend to be unarguable, but I'd also stay away from his books.
PSA for the day ended.
Stop calling me, or if you cannot stop, if you are compelled to call me by some uncontrollable inner demon, stop hanging up when I put you on hold while I try to find someone to help you. Something I am doing voluntarily, as I have no stake in whether your meeting with them goes well or not.
Since I don't work for them. Or indeed in the same building as them.
That being said, it did add variety to my morning, which otherwise consisted of doing the paperwork for the safety teams on each of our floors. As the Safety Captain, it is my job to wear a stupid orange hat during fire drills and take the blame for everything that goes wrong. And, of course, do the paperwork.
Appropriately, while I'm in Safety Captain mode, a Public Service Announcement:
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I'd stay away from commenting on that post, because assholes tend to be unarguable, but I'd also stay away from his books.
PSA for the day ended.