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"So I need to present the Big Book to HR, sort of, but not really. What I want to do is show her, using the Big Book, how much we do and how little support we have."

"Okay..."

"What I need you to do is take the Big Book, condense it into two pages, and annotate every line to explain whether we implemented the protocol and what support we have for it currently."

AHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA.

AHAHAHA.

HAHAHA.

Fuck me sideways.

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I am home, I have eaten, I feel better. :)

I did actually manage to do what BossBoss asked -- it turned out not to be as difficult as I thought. Most of the Big Book is specific procedures, so there are, I kid you not, ten pages devoted to key inventory/issuance/purchase, all of which can be condensed into "Maintain inventory of keys and issue where appropriate. No protocol was in place prior to [date] for this process."

That said, I may have been a bit...dry, in spots. I was given permission to snipe!

Tomorrow is the day of Grate Medicality. If they discover I have an undeveloped twin living in my head, I promise to keep you all posted.