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HOLY SHIT.

WEATHER FORECAST: CALLS FOR BEARS.

I am not going outside today. The last fucking thing I need is to get caught in a sudden downpour of bears.

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I just walked down to the corner store to buy a banana and a soda (don't judge) and was standing on the corner, waiting to cross back, when a car pulls past honking furiously, one of R's bluesmen friends at the wheel...

...and R, from the back passenger's seat, moons me.

You know, I didn't often think about what life would be like as a grownup, but when I did, that particular scenario not once crossed my mind.