Oh god I went back to Suits. It was just supposed to be a fling!
But I have been watching it, and I spent most of last night puking and everything hurts, so Three Things is about what I'm qualified for just now.
Just for brief context: Suits is a new USA show, which means yes it will never be very serious, and yes it is basically a two-boys-bantering show, but they have some really strong female characters too. It was being described as a kind of White Collar clone, and the character relationship structure is similar, but that's basically where it ends.
Quick overview: Harvey Spector just made senior partner at his very prestigious law firm, so his boss Jessica makes him hire an associate to do his bidding. Harvey is kind of a sociopath and doesn't actually want an associate, which in a roundabout way is how he ended up hiring Mike Ross, who is a pothead who got kicked out of college, a genius, a smartass, and a guy who took the Bar and passed without ever going to law school. Harvey makes Mike stop smoking up, sends Mike to his tailor, and lies to his
entire company about Mike's origins. The conceit is that Mike is young, naive, and emotional, where Harvey is older, cynical, and uncaring.
TOGETHER, THEY FIGHT
CRIME LEGAL BATTLES.
Here are 25 things about Suits, because 3a never counts.
( Everybody wanna know how it feel... )That's 25 things about Suits!
And then I went and wrote the darkest possible spin I could put on it. Well, I've been wanting to write American Psycho fic, and anyway it was a prompt.
Title: God's And Satan's Brood
Fandoms: Suits/American Psycho crossover
Rating: R
Summary: Sean and Patrick Bateman just want Harvey to be part of the family.
Warnings: Mention of drug abuse and rape; attempted incest; profanity and graphic violent imagery. In SUITS fanfic! Because why not.
( ...fortysomething, charming, fit, tanned, with a handsome sweep of brown hair just going grey at the temples, a tailored Prada suit, a Rolex, Grenson leather shoes, Levenger folio case... )Fake cut takes you to the fic at Dreamwidth.