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On the crowded elevator just now...

Me: Hi Awkward Coworker!*
Awkward Coworker: Hi! *looks curiously at the person next to him*
Me: Back here!
Awkward Coworker: Oh! God! I didn't know who said it.
Me: I'm learning to throw my voice.
Awkward Coworker: Really?
Me: Um, no, sorry. Joke.
Awkward Coworker: My day's off to a roaring start.

* I don't actually call him that. Just, FYI.

God bless him. I feel we understand each other on a level that transcends mere conversation.

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