Feb. 4th, 2012

OH MAN MY TRIPPED OUT DREAMS.

I can't even go into some of it because you will worry for my mental state, but okay, so one of our coworkers has a new baby? And the little guy is a SUPER TINY PREEMIE. He's totally healthy and went home this week, he's just really little. I cannot get over how his entire torso is the size of an adult's palm.

And I like kids, I'm not un-fond of babies, I might have some myself some day, though I'm not like gung-ho for it or anything. But I had this dream that the baby was actually mine, and I was being forced to carry it and support its TINY TINY HEAD while running some kind of makeshift obstacle course on a train.

Dear Coworker, your baby is cool and all but I don't actually want it to be mine. Love, Sam.

Also at some point I think we ascertained the baby was capable of time travel.

I don't even know.

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