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Feb. 5th, 2012 09:45 amSo, I'm unclear on the details because the middle ages aren't my area of expertise, but I know that at one point, sometime during them, there was a drastic climate change in western Europe. The whole place got colder and wetter, crops failed, things were doom-y for like thirty years. And I remember reading about how because of all this, the inhabitants of what is now Great Britain and France, in particular, thought the apocalypse had come and they were living in the end times.
I was always a little perplexed by this, because while I know that it was a simpler time and the whole "weather patterns" thing was not yet established, the end times seemed an extreme leap to make. I allow that perhaps it's just hard for me to put myself in the shoes of someone who lived before we figured out germs, atoms, evolution, and lake effect snow.
But now I get it, because this winter is freaking me the fuck out.
It has snowed three times, and two of those were flurries that didn't stick. And it doesn't look like we're going to get a whole lot, because while usually February-March are the bitterest winter months, it's because the snow has been on the ground since November. Apparently we're just going to get five months of autumn. And not the fun autumn either, where all the leaves are nice and the air is crisp, but the rotting end-of-autumn when everything's brown and awful. Chicago has been brown and awful for three months.
(As an aside, I know that a lot of people hate driving in the snow or going out in it and your reasons are totally legitimate, I get it. But I moved to Chicago for the winters, because I fucking hate heat and all it stands for, and I lived in a desert and then in Texas for going on five years collectively, and I am done forever with the colour brown.)
I am freaked out. What if the snow never comes back? And I'm only mildly reassured by the fact that this is the warmest winter in eighty years, because that means eighty years ago it was also this warm, so it might just be an aberration. I take comfort from the fact that since my building is pre-depression construction, it's entirely possible that some guy living on the third floor eighty years ago was going around asking, "Does anyone else think this is weird? This winter is weird, right?"
Okay he probably said something less millennial, like "unsettlingly passing strange, don't you think?" but nevermind.
I find myself wishing for summer because when summer comes I might hate the weather, but at least in addition to hating the weather there will be baseball.
I was always a little perplexed by this, because while I know that it was a simpler time and the whole "weather patterns" thing was not yet established, the end times seemed an extreme leap to make. I allow that perhaps it's just hard for me to put myself in the shoes of someone who lived before we figured out germs, atoms, evolution, and lake effect snow.
But now I get it, because this winter is freaking me the fuck out.
It has snowed three times, and two of those were flurries that didn't stick. And it doesn't look like we're going to get a whole lot, because while usually February-March are the bitterest winter months, it's because the snow has been on the ground since November. Apparently we're just going to get five months of autumn. And not the fun autumn either, where all the leaves are nice and the air is crisp, but the rotting end-of-autumn when everything's brown and awful. Chicago has been brown and awful for three months.
(As an aside, I know that a lot of people hate driving in the snow or going out in it and your reasons are totally legitimate, I get it. But I moved to Chicago for the winters, because I fucking hate heat and all it stands for, and I lived in a desert and then in Texas for going on five years collectively, and I am done forever with the colour brown.)
I am freaked out. What if the snow never comes back? And I'm only mildly reassured by the fact that this is the warmest winter in eighty years, because that means eighty years ago it was also this warm, so it might just be an aberration. I take comfort from the fact that since my building is pre-depression construction, it's entirely possible that some guy living on the third floor eighty years ago was going around asking, "Does anyone else think this is weird? This winter is weird, right?"
Okay he probably said something less millennial, like "unsettlingly passing strange, don't you think?" but nevermind.
I find myself wishing for summer because when summer comes I might hate the weather, but at least in addition to hating the weather there will be baseball.