It's time for Sam Explains Comic Books!
So, this one requires a little context.
( Previously, on Sam Explains Comic Books: The Marvel Civil War )Look, I just explain them, I can't excuse them.
And off we go, with
Claire,
amand_r, and
spiderine. And a requisite inexplicable picture of Fassbender smoking!
Claire: Amandr is the authority here it's like she brings historical clarity to Sam's squee and my outrage!
Mandr: haaahahahah I'm like that guy in the back who knows everything and no one listen to him. Sam is the normal one. Claire is Jay, from Jay and Silent Bob.
( Fuck you, comic books! )And that is why Sam was angry at Marvel Comics. Sort of.
But let's close on a happier note: Claire and Mandr react to your reactions to Professor X's Telepathic Pants.
Claire: The Cafe agrees with me so much that now I am in heart with The Cafe. Me and The Cafe are in LOVE
Mandr: Whatevs! Reality proves me right!
Claire: Amandr you may be the keeper of comic book lore, but my new deep & profound love, ie: The Cafe, is wise!
Wisdom. The Cafe contains great wisdom. About how I'm right.
Sam: I like the suggestion that Tony should build Xavier some legs that have sarcasm modules and auto-tango programming installed.
Claire: I rather think that Professor X would secretly find that charming & funny although he must maintain gravitas (since he is so respectable). He would probably LOL about it later with his mutant buddies, where he's all dropping F-bombs and being like:
"TONY STARK. I KNOW RIGHT? I LOLED."