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Dec. 9th, 2012 07:36 pmToday I glued a piece of plastic to my finger. Well, superglue is tricky.
I also managed to coat my entire kitchen in a thin layer of soda. I got the bottle open just fine, but then filled a wide-mouthed cup with it and promptly dropped the cup. But I didn't just drop it, I like...dropped it and tried to catch it and that made it do a full 180 in midair. I had to mop my floor because that stuff sticks, then wipe down the walls with a paper towel, then my front door...then throw out my dinner, which was soaking in a small pool of cola....
Then I went into the bedroom to revel in how incredibly inept with BASIC TABLEWARE I am, and when I came back I found the rest of the puddles.
I'm so glad I cleaned my kitchen earlier today.
Oh look, it's on the ceiling.
I also managed to coat my entire kitchen in a thin layer of soda. I got the bottle open just fine, but then filled a wide-mouthed cup with it and promptly dropped the cup. But I didn't just drop it, I like...dropped it and tried to catch it and that made it do a full 180 in midair. I had to mop my floor because that stuff sticks, then wipe down the walls with a paper towel, then my front door...then throw out my dinner, which was soaking in a small pool of cola....
Then I went into the bedroom to revel in how incredibly inept with BASIC TABLEWARE I am, and when I came back I found the rest of the puddles.
I'm so glad I cleaned my kitchen earlier today.
Oh look, it's on the ceiling.
