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Coworker: What is a legacy donor?
Sam: Um. Do you mean a legacy admission, like to a school?
Coworker: No, their gift category in the database is listed as "legacy".
Sam: Oh! That's not a legacy donor, that's a legacy gift. Which is usually a gift in a will.
Coworker: So a legacy donor would be --
Sam: A dead donor.
Coworker: Rude!
Sam: That's why you call them Legacy. "Oh that donor. He's LEGACY now."
Coworker: Really? That's brilliant.
Sam: I'm gonna make a sign to wave when I'm joking.
Coworker: I wish you would.

This has been your daily inappropriate office shenanigans.