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 OH MY GOD

About a month ago I managed to rip my duvet cover in half (I am hard on my belongings; I tend to buy rugged) so I went on a quest for a new duvet cover. Someone suggested I needed a Captain American duvet, and my response was essentially "Yes, so that I will never get laid again."

This morning Mum sent me an email announcing that she was mail-ordering me a blanket so that she wouldn't have to bring an extra one when she came to help me move. She included a link.

She bought me an Avengers duvet.

The best part about all this? The reason she bought it for me is that I told her the story of the Never Get Laid Blanket, but what she took away from it was that I wanted a comic-book themed duvet.