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 I'm in a cab headed to the realtor's office to pick up the keys to my new apartment, and as we zoomed up Lake Shore I realized I could probably see my new building from the road. I kept an eye out and sure enough, there it was looking fly as fuck like only a building constructed at the turn of the last century can.

I may have made a less than dignified noise as we passed it. Fortunately my cab driver is busy swearing at the guy in front of him in at least two languages.