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Oct. 6th, 2015 06:21 pmMe: *making enchilada filling mix* Hey, do we have any sour cream?
Mum: No I don't think so. We have plain greek yogurt, same thing really.
Me: What.
Mum: Greek yogurt and sour cream are basically the same.
Me: On what planet?
Lucky: This is a losing battle, Sam, give up now.
Me: Greek Yogurt and sour cream --
Mum: They're both semi-fermented dairy products!
Me: THAT DOES NOT MEAN I WANT GREEK YOGURT ON MY ENCHILADAS OH MY GOD.
Mum: Oh hey, put some Chinese Five Spice in that enchilada filling.
Me: We need to hold some kind of intervention.
Mum: No I don't think so. We have plain greek yogurt, same thing really.
Me: What.
Mum: Greek yogurt and sour cream are basically the same.
Me: On what planet?
Lucky: This is a losing battle, Sam, give up now.
Me: Greek Yogurt and sour cream --
Mum: They're both semi-fermented dairy products!
Me: THAT DOES NOT MEAN I WANT GREEK YOGURT ON MY ENCHILADAS OH MY GOD.
Mum: Oh hey, put some Chinese Five Spice in that enchilada filling.
Me: We need to hold some kind of intervention.