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Nov. 14th, 2015 02:30 pmI had a frankly AMAZING dream last night that it took me until now to remember, but oh my god, wow, now that I do.
Picture SAM STARBUCK: BANK ROBBER fleeing to the safety of the countryside with his ill-gotten gains, finding a large party-style cabin in the woods to hide out in. I had just settled into a random second-floor bedroom when tons of people started arriving, with all kinds of luggage and equipment and stuff, and nobody really paid any attention to me so I hung out to see what was going on. It turned out to be a VIDDER CONFERENCE, but like, a super-exclusive "I'm famous on YouTube"-only kind of vidder conference.
And apparently in my mind, the vast majority of YouTube celebrities do one of two things: GoPro footage of themselves doing rad tricks/night racing on mountain bikes, or cooking shows.
So I spent basically my entire night of sleep drifting back and forth between the Chef's Hutch, where people were doing nonstop cooking shows, and the track on the other side of the clearing, where cyclists were doing all kinds of stunts. In the middle was a vendors' area, which sold only two things: spatulas and Adventure Time merchandise.
It was frankly kind of awesome. I got to see some great food being made. And because I'd been there when everyone showed up, everyone just assumed I was a famous vidder myself and kept asking me to do bike tricks or like, fry a chicken. (I declined.)
You know your subconscious is having issues when the least interesting part of the dream is that you robbed a bank and are hiding out in the forest.
Picture SAM STARBUCK: BANK ROBBER fleeing to the safety of the countryside with his ill-gotten gains, finding a large party-style cabin in the woods to hide out in. I had just settled into a random second-floor bedroom when tons of people started arriving, with all kinds of luggage and equipment and stuff, and nobody really paid any attention to me so I hung out to see what was going on. It turned out to be a VIDDER CONFERENCE, but like, a super-exclusive "I'm famous on YouTube"-only kind of vidder conference.
And apparently in my mind, the vast majority of YouTube celebrities do one of two things: GoPro footage of themselves doing rad tricks/night racing on mountain bikes, or cooking shows.
So I spent basically my entire night of sleep drifting back and forth between the Chef's Hutch, where people were doing nonstop cooking shows, and the track on the other side of the clearing, where cyclists were doing all kinds of stunts. In the middle was a vendors' area, which sold only two things: spatulas and Adventure Time merchandise.
It was frankly kind of awesome. I got to see some great food being made. And because I'd been there when everyone showed up, everyone just assumed I was a famous vidder myself and kept asking me to do bike tricks or like, fry a chicken. (I declined.)
You know your subconscious is having issues when the least interesting part of the dream is that you robbed a bank and are hiding out in the forest.
