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Do you guys know how many fanfics I have written in my life?

I did the math, and not counting the stuff I wrote before college the answer is approximately one billion fanfics. That is a lot of fanfics. I might be the reason the internet is for porn.

I tell you this because today I finished the archive changeover from LJ to Dreamwidth. All of my fanfic is now housed at the Dreamwidth Sam Storyteller archive, including the SGA stuff and Season Zero, which were on separate communities. Every entry that formerly held one of my ONE BILLION fanfics now has a link leading to the new location of said fanfic. All of the interchapter links are functional (or should be) and the tags are accurate and complete.

Here is a thing I did which was stupid: posted a lot of HP fics with ratings but no summaries. What the hell, me of 2003. Being 24 is no excuse for cursing your 30-year-old self with having to read a bunch of your mediocre porn to remind myself what you wrote. If I could travel back in time I would give you such a slap in the head.

Nice job with Stealing Harry though. Way to catapult yourself into fandom, there.

PS: Watch out for uneven pavement.
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Date: 2010-07-20 01:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flamingsword.livejournal.com
I love your brain and everything in it, haphazard maths and 24-year-old foibles included.

We should get you some socialist steel-toed boots, because in Soviet Russia, pavement should watch out for you!

Date: 2010-07-20 01:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neifile7.livejournal.com
At least you are PREPARED for the next billion fanfics. Summaries and tags!

We all know that tagging is your true superpower, and the reason you and your socks will ultimately rule the netz.

Date: 2010-07-20 12:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] copperbadge.livejournal.com
Yeah, I've got a SYSTEM now! It only took me seven years to develop! :D

I've never noticed how much it looks in your icon like Tigger's about to commit some kind of obscenity on Eeyore.

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Date: 2010-07-20 02:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blueinsideout.livejournal.com
I've been on a HP kick lately (but no canon, just old fandom stuff) and you're really not helping with the urge to reread Stealing Harry (&etc).

Date: 2010-07-20 02:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pocky_slash.livejournal.com
UGH ME TOO.

I keep telling myself, "Kaitlyn, you need to work at 8am and even if you tell yourself that you will only read one chapter and then go to bed, you know that is not true."

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Date: 2010-07-20 02:04 am (UTC)
eskanto: (OIC)
From: [personal profile] eskanto
you wrote HP porn.

Ok, I have to read this. But I don't think I should.... ;-P

I might be the reason the internet is for porn.
Go, Sam!!!!

SGA = Stargate Atlantis? B/c John Sheppard is hawt.

PS: Watch out for uneven pavement.
And wii balance boards, and texting bikers, and Oprah....

Date: 2010-07-20 12:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] braidedmane.livejournal.com
Sam was known for HP porn back in the day!

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Date: 2010-07-20 02:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elucreh.livejournal.com
Sam, I have a devil of a migraine, but you have totally cheered me up.

Date: 2010-07-20 12:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] copperbadge.livejournal.com
Awww, yay!

Date: 2010-07-20 02:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] talekyn.livejournal.com
You've written more fanfics than I've written ... well, anything.

Potter fanfic? Dare I seek it out?

Date: 2010-07-20 03:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sadams119.livejournal.com
dare you? you have to.

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Date: 2010-07-20 02:45 am (UTC)
caffienekitty: (giggle)
From: [personal profile] caffienekitty
If I could travel back in time I would give you such a slap in the head.

*koff*BlinovitchLimitationEffect*koff* XD

Date: 2010-07-20 04:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] copperbadge.livejournal.com
BLINOVITCH! *fistshake*

Date: 2010-07-20 02:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] abigail-nicole.livejournal.com
Aw, thanks Sam! You did all that hard work for us. :)

Image

Date: 2010-07-20 03:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] only-sound.livejournal.com
I love all the people who didn't know you wrote Harry Potter. Read it y'all!!

Date: 2010-07-20 03:13 am (UTC)
swordage: rotf Soundwave (Default)
From: [personal profile] swordage
Sam is sekritly JKR! THE TRUTH IS OUT.

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Date: 2010-07-20 03:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] daizy2k2.livejournal.com
I would like to point out that it is entirely your fault I ever got into SGA, your fics were like a gateway drug.

Date: 2010-07-20 03:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bare-bear.livejournal.com
Oh gosh, I blame Sam for nearly every fandom I've gotten into.

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Date: 2010-07-20 03:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] love-1776.livejournal.com
I was unaware porn could be mediocre. I thought it was just "porn" and "porny porn".

Date: 2010-07-20 03:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allheadybooks.livejournal.com
Oh, porn can be so mediocre.

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Date: 2010-07-20 03:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bibliophile-bee.livejournal.com
Wait are you counting chapters separately? Cause you have a lot of super long chaptered fics.

Date: 2010-07-20 04:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] copperbadge.livejournal.com
Interlinking Cartographer's Craft nearly killed me. *flops*

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Date: 2010-07-20 03:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chicleeblair.livejournal.com
"I might be the reason the internet is for porn"

That went into my commonplace book. Not that I have one of those....

Date: 2010-07-20 03:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bare-bear.livejournal.com
Way to go, Sam! You deserve a cookie. :D

Date: 2010-07-20 03:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jonaht.livejournal.com
It's illegal to sell fanfic I believe but compile them all in one book for the Cafe and we will send cookies!!!! :0) heeheehee

Date: 2010-07-20 04:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] copperbadge.livejournal.com
I did want to make myself a book of my fanfic, just to have, but I ran out of energy before I finished compiling it :D

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Date: 2010-07-20 03:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imaginarycircus.livejournal.com
You write fanfic? Color me shocked.

Date: 2010-07-20 04:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mcgonagalls-cat.livejournal.com
If I were any good at graphics I would SO make you a golden arch that says "One Billion Served" !!!!

Date: 2010-07-20 04:15 am (UTC)
ext_77335: (Smug)
From: [identity profile] iamshadow.livejournal.com
Now, are we talking a)customer service, b)prostitution or c)internet pwnage, here?

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Date: 2010-07-20 04:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gaaak.livejournal.com
There are people who didn't know you wrote HP?!
I came to the Cafe for the HP. I stayed for the broken bones funny.

And now, I am rediscovering the fics I loved, and discovering the ones I missed. If I weren't at work, I would be doing the happy Calvin&Hobbes dance. XD

Date: 2010-07-20 04:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stardust9121.livejournal.com
Aww, Stealing Harry. That was what brought me here in the first place. Seriously, though, congrats on your organizational superpowers.

I might be the reason the internet is for porn.

I would not be surprised.


Also, I'm only 25 and I still want to slap 24-year-old-me in the head fairly regularly.

Date: 2010-07-20 06:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luxanebulis.livejournal.com
I'm 24 and want to slap 24-year-old me too. Why is my life in such disarray?!

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Date: 2010-07-20 05:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lb-x.livejournal.com
I still haven't read Stealing Harry, despite having friends online & IRL rave about how amazing it is. Really should get on that.

But I do remember the Regulus fic, which was what brought me here in the first place (such a rare breed, back in the day).

Date: 2010-07-20 01:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] copperbadge.livejournal.com
Ahahaha, I had so much fun writing Regulus :D

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Date: 2010-07-20 05:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] calliope-jones.livejournal.com
Oh, gosh, I STILL love Stealing Harry. And Tea and Sympathy. Your Remus is the reason no one is EVER good enough.

Date: 2010-07-20 06:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lolabobs.livejournal.com
Oh my goodness - when you start googling "copperbadge" Stealing Harry is right there as an autofill - my ignorance is vast t'would seem. However, I now have the window open and will rectify this ommission after work! HUrrah!

Date: 2010-07-20 01:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] copperbadge.livejournal.com
Yeah, Stealing Harry is really where I made my bones in fandom, though it's been years now. It's what started building my flist to where it is now.

Date: 2010-07-20 07:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] galletas.livejournal.com
I came for the HP fanfic, but stayed for the Sam.

Date: 2010-07-20 08:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beyondthesunset.livejournal.com
I came for the Torchwood fanfic, then discovered Stealing Harry, but have really stuck around for the Sam, too. Sam, you are FUNNY!

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Date: 2010-07-20 07:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] annemjw.livejournal.com
Congratulations! That was a big job.

Oh man, messages to my past self would just be... incoherent, basically. I mean, to past-me.

messages to my past self.

Date: 2010-07-20 01:13 pm (UTC)
ext_3450: readhead in a tophat. She looks vaguely like I might, were I young and pretty. (age brings wisdom by cincodemaygirl)
From: [identity profile] jenna-thorn.livejournal.com
Oh, I dunno.
"Don't do It!" would be the first one I would send. I think I'd get it. Even at twenty four.

Date: 2010-07-20 07:25 am (UTC)
ext_3057: (Default)
From: [identity profile] supermouse.livejournal.com
Thank you! I'm on a HP reading jag at the moment, so it will be delightful to go through your archives.
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