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Jun. 28th, 2011 11:12 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
cblj_backupIt's Tuesday Night! And it's time for Sam's Three Things About White Collar where there was too much awesome to talk about the frustrating and bizarre voice-over "added dialogue" about the stupid museum thing OH MY GOD.
Ahem.
Spoilers for 3.04, TELL YOUR HOT WIFE TO CALL ME NEXT TIME SHE MAKES MUFFINS
1. One is actually two things, because I couldn't decide between the awesome of Tiny Brilliant Mozzie and the new apparently supporting role that Agent Adorable Probie has been given. And how Agent Adorable Probie is totally biting Neal's hairstyle. I APPROVE OF ALL OF THESE THINGS, and also puns about bridgework. But mostly I wish I could remember Agent Adorable Probie's real name. (It'll come in time. Nick was "CSI Squarehead" for the first ten episodes of CSI I watched.)
2. So I was all "Ohai The Sting" and then I was like "Wow, Peter, your hair is cool, nice to go with that tux" and then Jeff Eastin was like BAM NEAL IN A TUX and Elizabeth was all HEY GUYS PROM PHOTO and then I died of LOL forever.
3. Look I can't even talk about how awesome that fight was so I'm just going to transcribe it for you to enjoy.
Peter: You were trouble ever since you came to work for me! With your....glossy smile....and those annoying little hats!
Neal: You loved my hats!
Peter: The hell I did! You're insubordinate, you never do what I tell you to do, and every time I turn my back you're off doing who knows what with God knows who!
(Sam: Peter, you're firing him, not dumping him.)
Neal: You know -- you ungrateful bastard. I have had your back since day one and anytime anything goes wrong I'm the first person you blame --
Peter: Because you're a con! It's who you are! And it's all you'll ever be!
(Sam: OH NO YOU DIDN'T.)
Peter: You're fired! Get out of my sight!
Neal: With pleasure!
Peter: Good.
Neal: And the next time your hot wife gets lonely --
Peter: *slow turn, GLARE OF BLACK DEATH*
Neal: -- tell her to call me.
Crowd: OOOOOOH.
Peter: *OH NO HE DIDN'T*
Fake fight, real emotions. GLORIOUSLY MESSED UP.
3a. Bubblegum ice cream is disgusting. IJS.
Ahem.
Spoilers for 3.04, TELL YOUR HOT WIFE TO CALL ME NEXT TIME SHE MAKES MUFFINS
1. One is actually two things, because I couldn't decide between the awesome of Tiny Brilliant Mozzie and the new apparently supporting role that Agent Adorable Probie has been given. And how Agent Adorable Probie is totally biting Neal's hairstyle. I APPROVE OF ALL OF THESE THINGS, and also puns about bridgework. But mostly I wish I could remember Agent Adorable Probie's real name. (It'll come in time. Nick was "CSI Squarehead" for the first ten episodes of CSI I watched.)
2. So I was all "Ohai The Sting" and then I was like "Wow, Peter, your hair is cool, nice to go with that tux" and then Jeff Eastin was like BAM NEAL IN A TUX and Elizabeth was all HEY GUYS PROM PHOTO and then I died of LOL forever.
3. Look I can't even talk about how awesome that fight was so I'm just going to transcribe it for you to enjoy.
Peter: You were trouble ever since you came to work for me! With your....glossy smile....and those annoying little hats!
Neal: You loved my hats!
Peter: The hell I did! You're insubordinate, you never do what I tell you to do, and every time I turn my back you're off doing who knows what with God knows who!
(Sam: Peter, you're firing him, not dumping him.)
Neal: You know -- you ungrateful bastard. I have had your back since day one and anytime anything goes wrong I'm the first person you blame --
Peter: Because you're a con! It's who you are! And it's all you'll ever be!
(Sam: OH NO YOU DIDN'T.)
Peter: You're fired! Get out of my sight!
Neal: With pleasure!
Peter: Good.
Neal: And the next time your hot wife gets lonely --
Peter: *slow turn, GLARE OF BLACK DEATH*
Neal: -- tell her to call me.
Crowd: OOOOOOH.
Peter: *OH NO HE DIDN'T*
Fake fight, real emotions. GLORIOUSLY MESSED UP.
3a. Bubblegum ice cream is disgusting. IJS.
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Date: 2011-07-06 03:15 am (UTC)(Seriously. Wale-mating calls. Melon. Basic math, that.)