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Oh Radcliffe.

I totally didn't want to like you, especially since you really couldn't act, but who can blame you, you were eleven. Then you did Equus and rocked the socks off of OotP and you're kind of a wee next-gen punkrocker, in your own very Establishment way.

So I hope in about forty years I'll be watching you get an awesome Lifetime Achivement Award from the Academy for several decades of successful film career with no drug addiction spirals or multiple divorces.

But in the meantime I'm going to poke some fucking fun at your moustache, and remind you that while David Thewlis is a great role model and it's cute you stole his cardigan look and all, there's such a thing as going too far.

I'm sure it was assigned to him for the role and it looks very period, but that never stopped the mock before!

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Meme:

1. Go to fanfiction.net.
2. Seach in Harry Potter fanfiction for summaries with your name in them.
3. Post. Try not to snicker.

Frodo builds a time machine and Sam and him go to the Harry Potter world. They have a lot of sex and it's an Xover!

Ever since they were little Sirius Black and Sam Young have been best friends. However, their years at Hogwarts have distorted this frienship into a lovehate relationship.

As Harry gets ready for battle at Helm's Deep, Frodo and Sam get a surprise visit from an old friend.

This is the story of what happened the night Remus Lupin became a werewolf and how it changed his older brother Sam. (I would like to point out...short for Samric.)

A boy named Sam goes to Hagwarts and gets an enemy...

You are not just my sister, you are not just the daughter of Rosemary and Sam Evans, you are not just the best friend of Scarlett Sherwood, you are not just the girlfriend of James Potter you, you, Lily, are Lily Marie Evans.

When Sam Beckett Leaps into the body of Harry Potter, he must not only save Ginny Weasley's life, but he must learn to use the magic whose existence he has never accepted

What do you do when one of your best friends goes missing? With the war approaching, things are beginning to happen and how can the Marauders find Remus in time? Also, who will Gillian Ross realize she loves? Remus or Sam? (Pick Remus.)

Take Harry in his sixth year, he's kinda paranoid and well we all know his issues, then add a powerfull street dancing American named Sam, who has, like Harry, a dark past, and predicted future. And you get... well read the story

Sam Beckett Leaps into Remus Lupin in Oct. 1981. Thrown into a war-torn world he - and Ziggy - have no knowledge of, Sam's mission is complicated even more when his actions confirm all of Sirius' suspicions as to the identity of the spy.

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You know, considering the amount of forwards I get from my mother about "breaking news" in Chicago, you would think she wasn't aware of the fact that I live here.

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Well, I am still at work on Laocoon's Children but I took a bit of a break to start a new fanfic. I'm thinking it may be epic along the lines of a few of my 18-20 chapter'ers, but probably will fall short of CC's record forty-three. :D Possibly LC tomorrow, probably not; next week I'm in the hospital for two days for another medical study (they only love me for my body) and will probably have lots of time to write.

Title: Harry Potter and the Legion of Ghosts
Rating: PG for now.
Warnings: DH spoilers; this is a post-DH fic, set four years after the end (not the epilogue) of the book.
Summary: Four years after the events of Deathly Hallows, people have begun to move on, even to forget. For one young soldier of the war, however, the past he laid to rest has begun to resurface, forcing him to question his conceptions of death -- and his sanity.

( Chapter One: Don't Die Today )