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Jul. 15th, 2010 07:59 amI break my headphones and suddenly the world is full of assholes.
I know that's not cause and effect -- the cause is "the world is full of assholes" and the effect is "I wear headphones to block them out". But about once every six months I break my headphones (I'm hard on my belongings) and have to go a day or two without them until I can get the right kind of new ones. It is thus I am reminded why I always wear headphones.
Additionally, I caught the 7am train this morning, and I hate catching the 7am train. The driver spends 90% of his time, every single trip, BLATHERING ABOUT NOTHING over the intercom, at top volume, while making it sound like life and death. Seriously, he could not talk more boring bullshit if he were making a conscious effort. HERE'S A TIP, CTA DRIVERS: Unless it is going to make us more than ten minutes late or require us to change trains, WE DON'T CARE.
God, I'd rather have the creepy fundie driver ("Welcome aboard the blest train! The blest train is the best train!") because at least he's interesting.
Also, the heat and humidity outside are unreal. You know how the bathroom is stuffy when you get out of the shower? It's like that, only the entire outdoors is stuffy.
AND YET....when I got to work this morning, I remembered that today is the all-staff offsite, so I will be one of about five people here, and I don't have to go to the staff picnic. And when I got to my desk someone had left me an entire box of assorted butter cookies, the really good assortment with the jam cookies and the chocolate-dipped ones, and a note saying "Sorry you can't come to the picnic!"
I got cookies and I don't even want to go to the picnic!
So today is not such a bad day after all.
Om nom nom nom raspberry jam cookies.
I know that's not cause and effect -- the cause is "the world is full of assholes" and the effect is "I wear headphones to block them out". But about once every six months I break my headphones (I'm hard on my belongings) and have to go a day or two without them until I can get the right kind of new ones. It is thus I am reminded why I always wear headphones.
Additionally, I caught the 7am train this morning, and I hate catching the 7am train. The driver spends 90% of his time, every single trip, BLATHERING ABOUT NOTHING over the intercom, at top volume, while making it sound like life and death. Seriously, he could not talk more boring bullshit if he were making a conscious effort. HERE'S A TIP, CTA DRIVERS: Unless it is going to make us more than ten minutes late or require us to change trains, WE DON'T CARE.
God, I'd rather have the creepy fundie driver ("Welcome aboard the blest train! The blest train is the best train!") because at least he's interesting.
Also, the heat and humidity outside are unreal. You know how the bathroom is stuffy when you get out of the shower? It's like that, only the entire outdoors is stuffy.
AND YET....when I got to work this morning, I remembered that today is the all-staff offsite, so I will be one of about five people here, and I don't have to go to the staff picnic. And when I got to my desk someone had left me an entire box of assorted butter cookies, the really good assortment with the jam cookies and the chocolate-dipped ones, and a note saying "Sorry you can't come to the picnic!"
I got cookies and I don't even want to go to the picnic!
So today is not such a bad day after all.
Om nom nom nom raspberry jam cookies.